1. Get yourself a BIG tractor (we borrowed Uncle Jim's...thanks!)
2. Hire cute tractor driver (Mark, of course)
3. Start scalping sod, keeping fingers crossed that the sprinkler system won't get damaged, (yeah...busted one pipe) then load (extremely heavy pieces of sod) onto trailer.
4. Make sure you do this on the windiest day of the year to complete the feeling of being transported to the 1930's Dust Bowl.
5. Hire a smart foreman to oversee the job.